Sloboda nije mjera žita da se na kantar stavlja, već onaj soko što leti iznad Polja Sinjskog.

Žene se zauvijek ne trebaju osjećati obaveznim prema bilo kojem muškarcu. One su tu privilegiju zaradile dok su skupljale bobice, kopale korijenje. brale divlju rižu i žvakale kožu da omekša tijekom 999 tisuća godina, dok su se muškarci zabavljali ganjajući jelene i tukući se međusobno.

Pajšl je jako dobar jer piće iza njega teško 'vata.

The sieges of Gvozdansko (1578) and Alamo (1836) tell the true stories of the small bands of the heroes who stood against the massive armies to defend their homelands. They echo innate human devotion to the idea of fighting for freedom.

Pijeva priča je o tome kako ispričati dojmljivu priču koja se doživljava upravo onako kako je ispričana. Homer je to znao prije tri tisuće godina. Interpretacija dojmljive priče je tupljavina, isto kao interpretacija smješka Mona Lize.

Croats are not prepared for the future yet. They are still divided with the sentiments of the past.

The world today is Sodom and Gomorrah. So, dear ladies, f*ck yourselves on your own because there are no men to do it for you.

As the children of God, we think of Him as a perfect, almighty, loving, caring and forgiving persona. We pray to Him to bless us and our food, and to fix our troubles. Will we ever become the grown-ups of God?

Dragi Bog dijeli talente samo velikim petkom i to svake prestupne godine. Stoga ga nema i ne može imati baš svaki dunđer i hupetan, svaka hrnula, trapađoza, kalaštura, harabatija i handrmolja.

All my wisdom and knowledge is nothing compared to what a young horny man and an eager pretty woman would do after feasting on a bottle of wine and fresh sardines baked on open fire. Therefore, fuck, fuck again, and fuck more before you like everyone else fuck up your life.